Press Interviews 'Expert' on Global Warming

I love it when the press takes their time to interview experts to get an accurate, up-to-date, and informed viewpoint on a topic of concern. Take "global warming expert" Ted Turner who as a hobby dabbles in cable TV and other billionaire hobbies. The press has turned to him to get the latest scientific view on why global warming will turn us all into cannibals. Yes, you heard it right! Run for the hills, instead of being turned into zombies, latest "informed opinion" is convinced that global warming will turn us into cannibals!