How to Lose an Election

The following video shows how a politician can cut his own throat...



Everybody knows that you win elections by pandering to people's greed, to the lowest common denominator. So why is Barack Obama giving a thoughtful speech? Why is he speaking about BIG IDEAS? Obviously this guy wants to throw away the election. He is obviously an "elitist" who doesn't understand his audience, the American voter, who has an attention span of thirty seconds and a vocabulary limited to a fifth grade reader. He obviously doesn't understand that nobody cares about ideas and policies and goals and calls for a "moral vision". No wonder the American voters are showing their wisdom and turning away from this in favour of an old geezer who can't distinguish Sunni from Shiite and a driven middle-aged woman who throws back a whiskey at a bar to show how "non-elitist" she really is.

I warn you... don't watch the above video. It is a waste of your time. It will demand too much from you. It will appeal to something that you don't have in you. Save your time. Instead, turn on Fox News to get a truly "fair and balanced" accounting of the day's news. Fox will make sure that you know that the "real" Obama hates America, clings to Rev. Wright, and refuses to get down on all fours with his fellow citizens!