Thursday, March 4, 2010

Tough Question

Here's a South Park version of a young Christian posing a "tough question" to Richard Dawkins:



Actually I believe strongly in the Flying Teapot. What I don't understand is how others can be so intransigent in refusing to accept the great wisdom of the Flying Teapot. It is so obvious that any teapot that can fly has powers beyond our ability to understand. Its powers are manifest. To question the teapot is to slander the great teapot as well as all humanity which owes its life and prosperity to the solicitude of the flying holiness. It is pure unadulterated outrageous audacity to question the power of the pot.

As an aside... a reading of history teaches us that religious wars have a wonderful cleansing effect on the human soul. Everybody comes out of the harrowing experience with a broadened viewpoint and more magnanimous humanity. So I'm hoping that the followers of the Flying Teapot call for all pure and true believers to rise up and "rectify" the oppression to which Christians, Moslems, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Taoists, etc. have subjected us. What the world needs now is a ladle of love poured from the tender teapot that yet flies to give our life true meaning.

As a final parting thought...

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