How to Be a Successful American Business

The secret is the "org chart", i.e. how you organize your workforce. Luckily we have an insight into how the top companies structure their staff:

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I prefer the Microsoft approach. It has more resonance with the American "Wild West" spirit since it captures their love of weapons and their deep respect for the Second Amendment to their Constitution (which any reasonable foreigner reads as the right of states to raise and arm militias but which the idiotic US legal system reads as the right of American individuals to arm themselves to the teeth and go on shooting rampages commonly known as "going postal").