Saturday, August 1, 2009

Average Salaries in America are Up!

You remember the old joke, Bill Gates walks into a bar and suddenly the average wealth of the typical patron shoots up to hundreds of millions per person. Well...

It looks like the average take home pay for Americans is booming this year!



I'm sure you are feeling better already knowing that you, as an Average American, are now so much more wealthy.

See... it pays to hang out with all that Wall Street crowd. Their very presence makes your "income" skyrocket and your "wealth" shoot up.

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