Democrats have to come out with its own tea parties and astroturf movement. Dems need to show up at Republican meetings and protest the real issues that Republicans have lied about, hidden, and distorted:
- No more dead babies! Stop the Congressional Republicans who have called for interning illegal immigrants. Everybody knows that putting a pregnant wetback in a lock-up will cause a spontaneous abortion. God loves the little babies! Kill the adults and harvest the little babies. That way Republicans can save wasting taxpayer dollars on internment camps and the Pro-Life movement will be happy because so many spontaneous abortions will be avoided! Save on Congressional Republicans for half-way measures!
- Save the US military! Stop the yellow dog Republicans who have called upon Congress to boost defense system to $10 trillion per year! That is treason. Freedom has no price! Stop renegade Republicans from undermining our security by limiting what we can spend on the military! We demand that Washington protect us by giving every American family a B-2 bomber and half a dozen F-22 fighters so that Americans can defend themselves against communists and Islamic terrorists!
- Support Chuck Grassley's Real American Tax Holiday. Stop all taxes on entrepreneurial workers. Give Real American's a break. Instead, put taxes to those who make less than $1 million per year. Anybody making less than a million is a slacker and is doing nothing to help the economy. Make them pay for the dead weight of government. Go Grassley one better: Encourage Real American dynamism by a matching dollar program. Give anybody who makes more than a million dollars a year matching dollars. That's the way to put government to work. Have the government match Real American income dollar for dollar. This will help grow the millionaire class. Support Real Americans. Support Chuck Grassley Real American Tax Holiday!
- Stop Rush Limbaugh! He wants to annul all marriages except those of gay couples. Rush needs to be stopped before he destroys the American family! Somebody get Rush into a church and exorcise the devil that has taken over his soul!
- Save scientific research in America! Senate Republicans have called for crash research program to re-incarnate Mussolini. Stop funding fruit fly research. Put tax dollars to good use with ARM (Americans to Re-incarnate Mussolini)! ARM is critical to America's competitive future. Only if scientists can re-incarnate Mussolini and we make him dictator-for-life is thereby have any hope to get American's trains will run on time. Stop wasting scientific funding, those are a monstrous misuse of public funding. Switch to ARM. We need a Mussolini makeover!
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